Fat Sayings and Funny Fat QuotesBeing overweight can be pretty depressing at times. It is still socially unacceptable for the most part. But should overweight people walk around with their heads down feeling depressed and unwanted. No! Laughter is the best medicine for some things. Take a look at these "fat sayings, jokes" and funny quotes.
Are You Big Boned or Overweight? Fat Sayings and Jokes1) When I order two eggs, bacon & cheese, on a toasted bagel, I always get a grapefruit juice to cut the fat.2) For dinner I had a cheeseburger and french fries, along with a piece of chocolate cake for dessert. But don't worry, I had a glass of water with lemon juice afterward, in order to cut the fat. 3) I'm not really thirsty or hungry. I just want something. I have what you call, the thungries. 4) I'm not fat, I'm just big boned. 5) I would be my correct weight, if I was 10 inches taller. 6) I'm going to stop using that dry cleaner, because they keep shrinking my clothes. 7) If being overweight is a sign of wealth, then I am filthy rich.
FUNNY FAT QUOTES: 1-5These fat sayings and fat quotes will make you smile about being overweight. You know what they say, "If I don't laugh I'll cry."1) No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office." ~ George Bernard Shaw 2) Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. ~ Jackie Gleason 3) I keep trying to lose weight....but it keeps finding me. ~ Author Unknown 4) Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~ Author Unknown 5) Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks. ~ Author Unknown
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7) You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. ~ Author Unknown 8) It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator. ~ Hugh Allen 9) I think I just ate my willpower. ~ Author Unknown 10) When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn't taste that bad. ~ Janet Barber (What a way to cut the fat!)
FUNNY FAT QUOTES: 11-1511) Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ~ Doug Larson
12) Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch. ~ Orson Welles
13) Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray. ~ Author Unknown
14) There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will. ~ Robert Frost
15) Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. ~ Adelle Davis
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