I Hate My Huge Man Boobs
by Danny
(Canada)
I hate my huge man boobs. I am only 16 years old but my male boobs are just as big, or bigger than most of the girls I go to school with. It's so not cool.
I try to wear tight t-shirts under my regular clothes. Then my "male breasts" don't shake as much when I walk or make any quick movements. I am 5'6 and I weigh 280 pounds. I don't look that bad, in clothes anyway.
I know that I'm obeseobese, and I want to change, but it's so hard. Food tastes so good, and I hate feeling hungry. I just wish I could get weight loss surgery done and forget about it, but my mother won't let me. She said I can do what I want when I'm grown, but she doesn't approve. She doesn't understand how hard it is to be an overweight teenage boy.
What am I going to do? Next year is my senior prom, and I refuse to slow dance with a girl. What would she say when she feels my huge man boobs rubbing against hers. This really stinks. I am doomed to be an unhappy fat boy forever. Life is so unfair.
The end. Just like my chances of ever having a girlfriend.