If I Could Create an Obesity Vaccine....

by Sandy
(Houston, TX)

If I could create an obesity vaccine it would be called "Fat No More." I would sell it in stores all over the world for a very low price. You would be able to buy it online without a prescription and it would really work, unlike most weight loss supplements and diet aids.

Being fat sucks, and everyone should have the choice in whether they want to be fat or not. I've been overweight since childhood. I was never a thin person, and I've always loved food.

Is it my parents fault for introducing me to the fattening foods, or did I really discover them on my own? Were my food plates too big, or was it my sneaking extra food the cause of my obesity? Is it really in my genes to be fat?

Well, with my obesity vaccine you don't have to ask yourself these questions anymore? But every dosage of "fat no more" you'll burn off excess fat in your body, and within 6 months you could be thin as a rail. Weight loss surgery will become a thing of the past. No exercising, no dieting, no problem.

The active ingredient in "fat no more" has a nasty side effect of killing your taste buds. You won't be able to taste anything. No salty, no sour, no sweet, or anything. You can eat whatever you want and still lose weight.

Hurry while supplies last!

I know there is no such thing, but wouldn't it be nice? Would you actually take it? Just a thought. Thanks for listening.